Beyoncé Is BORED

She said “Let’s do an unboxing!” LOLOL

I’ll say it again, chile Beyoncé is BORED!

Fresh off her 56 show stopping, mind-blowing, $579 million dollar grossing Renaissance tour, Beyoncé has nothing to do.

The tour broke records for ticket sales worldwide, becoming the eighth highest-grossing concert tour of ALL TIME, the second highest-grossing tour EVER by a female artist, and the HIGHEST-grossing tour by a black artist, and achieved the two highest monthly tour-grosses in HERSTORY. And she said, well now what?

In June she bought a new ugly, overpriced mansion (which only solidifies how incredibly bored she is) and today, took to social media to release an unboxing of her new fragrance, Cé Noir. But first, let’s talk about the mansion.

The mansion—it should really be called a LegoHouse (I would possibly watch The Haunting of Lego House, get on it Mike Flanagan because the other ones? They didn’t impress me much!) because it’s so boring and flat!

Just stacking blocks on top of each other? My four years old daughter could have done that! Grow up!!! Photo: Anthony Barcello

This looks like the corridor you walk down before you get in the elevator to go to the pearly gates and find out if you’re going to hell, or if you’re still in the running towards becoming Heaven’s Next Top Angel Photo: Anthony Barcello

This is like a house for gerbils that you build out of shoeboxes. Photo: KGC Photo Agency/GoffPhotos.com

Streets are saying the original asking price for the lego house was $293M so they “got it for a steal at $200M” — now I don’t know what kinda girl math THEY been doing? But baby they robbed you blind. This house is ugLY. It’s like living in an Amazon Warehouse. It’s like being trapped in a museum overnight and watching all the exhibits come to life (someone should make a movie about that)

Photo: Florian Holzherr

She’s so bored, she’s created her 15th fragrance called Cé Noir, and even filmed an unboxing video for it! This is the most promo she’s done for a venture since she did the Ivy Park videos when we were deep in lockdown.

Anyway, she very much mothering, and her little giggle, I love it. Let me not say too much in case she decide to pause Act II! We love you Bey! Don’t read this!!!