BREAKING: Out of Office - INDEFINITELY

At least she's going somewhere warm

The Queen has died — a report confirmed by sources OTHER than Jason Lee. But I have questions. How will the final season of The Crown end? Who is going to take care of all her corgis? Why did they stop Meghan from going to Balmoral???

Meech @MediumSizeMeech

Not this segregation chile—

Ellie Hall @ellievhall

UPDATE: A Sussex spokesperson confirmed to @BuzzFeedNews that Prince Harry is traveling to Balmoral alone. https://t.co/E4FO280JGs

Meech @MediumSizeMeech

Lizzy having a “whites only” rule at her deathbed is something I absolutely had on my bingo card

Doesn’t replacing the Queen with a King seem a little — anti feminist???? Down with the Patriarchy AND the Monarchy! How long does Prince Charles have to be King REALLY… I mean the man is 73 years old. They may as well give it to Prince William, the Prince of Pegging and call it a day!

Anyway, here are some tweets about the state of the monarchy!

hunter harris @hunteryharris

what if queen elizabeths final words are “don’t worry darl-” *flatlines*

jaboukie @jaboukie

WOT EVA APPENED TO EMPAFEE?? SHE'S STILL A YUMAN BEAN INNIT?

Meech @MediumSizeMeech

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL Film Updates said UM CHILE ANYWAYS SO

Solomon @solomonmissouri

If i was Britain I’d turn the internet off till y’all finished healing

AVC @annevclark

Twitter is exhausting but a camel will fit through the eye of a needle before I worry about the wellbeing of monarchs and billionaires.

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