The Woman in Meech: My Thoughts on Britney's Memoir

I need her to gimme MORE!!!

Britney Jean Spears has finally broken her silence—actually, Michelle Williams (the white one) did it for her if you listened to the audiobook—and luckily for you, as an investigatory journalist, I did both! And now I’m here to offer my thoughts on it.

In the aforementioned audiobook, Britney read the intro as—obviously it would be very painful reliving that trauma in real time, and Michelle took some ARTISTIC liberties with accents while reading the rest of the audiobook, like this excerpt which caused me to rupture my spleen from laughing so hard. She will be hearing from my attorney!