Did Joe Biden Get A Facelift: An Investigation
A POTUS Ponytail Facelift me thinks!
Before I start this post I must call out a great injustice—my X (née Twitter) account has been permanently suspended. I wanted to wait to tell you in my own time, but in truth, we have been privately separated for 6 years. The split was amicable, please respect our privacy at this time. —MWM
Okay so anyway—in this investigation, we analyze a new Nip/Tuck: Joseph Biden.
The world is in disarray, Democrats & Republicans alike have been absolutely losing their minds lately, and Britney has a new book coming out, my blood pressure is through the ROOF.
With an election year coming up, I’m sure Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr thought to himself what can I do to make the American people like me more, trust me more, and help me win their votes? Through all of that soul-searching, calling Miss Cleo, and shaking Magic 8-balls (or Hunter Biden’s 8balls) somehow he decided to pull a Bella Hadid and get a ponytail facelift. ALLEGEDLY!!!
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