Drake Is Posting Bulge Pics 24 Hours After Being Humiliated At The Grammys

MUSTAARRRDDDD for that little hot dog

Can I just say that I enjoyed the Grammys?

When it was first announced that they would only be giving out 9 awards during the live show, and instead airing performances by Sabrina Carpenter, and Benson Boone whoever THAT is, along with ads for local businesses that were ravaged by the fire—I thought hmm. Bold strategy, let’s see how it plays out—but it worked out SO WELL! Despite Trevor Noah hosting!

I know I said the vibes for 2025 were being delusional but now it’s actually just about bullying, getting your lick back, and being petty.

In the same night where Beyoncé was FINALLY awarded AOTY for the impressive feat that is CARBO—excuse me—COWBOY CARTER (even though we didn’t get a Miley collab performance for II MOST WANTED), I was still gagged at this moment of the firefighter reading Beyonce’s name and the collective cheering that ensued from her peers¹

The very same night, Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” the Drake diss track that called him an *alleged* pedophile (a long history of young actresses have spoken about texting and DMing with him in the past including a then 14 year-old Millie Bobby Brown) swept the awards, with nearly everyone in attendance dancing to it, it was evident that Drake had lost. Unfortunately for him, the Superbowl is coming up where Lamar will be doing the Halftime Show, and presumably calling him worse names.

But, like a hit dog—(I don’t even wanna IMAGINE that analogy)—Drake is hollering, hollering like the audience at the Grammy’s singing “a minoooorrrrrr” — truly I could not be more embarrassed for him, until today when he posted this photo in Perth, Australia. This is truly the most light-skinned shit anyone could do. Name getting dragged through the mud, reputation more unrecognizable than Brandi Glanville, and you’re posting bulge pics? Girl.

Maybe he did a cold plunge, but he’s in the wrong place to be posting Vienna Sausages

This reminds me of when JLo was trying to appear unbothered after her and Ben’s divorce filing. If that wasn’t bad enough, he kicked off his Australian leg of the tour wearing a hoodie filled with bullet holes as “Over My Dead Body” played. Sir. You’re not 50 Cent, and this isn’t 2003. This is INSANELY corny. Exactly what I expected.

1. Beyoncé is peerless, BUT peers in this context is just other people in the music industry