Every Thought I Had While Watching Wicked The Movie As Someone Who Has Not Seen Wicked The Musical

Something has changed within me, I'm Wicked-pilled

I have not seen Wicked the musical.

What I have seen, is a grown-ass Diana Ross pretending to be a 16 years-old child in The Wiz (despite this, it’s a perfect film with perfect musical numbers and a perfect cast with Michael Jackson prancing around with a Reese’s wrapper on his former nose), and I’ve seen actual, drug-fed 16 years-old Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz, so when I saw Wicked the movie, I went in completely blind. Here are my thoughts on the film.