Girls and Boys Are Obsessed With Doing Math

But now it's getting dark

A great woman once said “I don’t know much about Algebra, but I know 1+1=2” and guess what, she was right.

Since then, girls everywhere have been doing math, and the internet has loved it. If you’re one of those people who’s offline (how are you even reading this newsletter then, HMMM???? Exactly!) and haven’t heard about Girl Math, then this video is for you. If you already have the 411 hun, then you can still watch it! Support women!

The girls have been rationalizing poor spending habits, showing the upside of positive account balances when you return something (it’s literally free money) and honestly they’ve been having a good time, which is what the internet was made for!

But I have to say, this was an incredible follow-up LOLOLOLOL.

More financial literacy for ladies!

However, this fun was much to the chagrin of men, who immediately called it childish, stupid, and other terms I won’t be repeating because this is a family newsletter! As such, this development caused girlies to start talking about Boy Math!

Everyone was so creative! (Also, ngl I love a word problem. The answer is obviously February 8th)

The truth jumped out!

Tea is being spilled!

But my GOD did it get dark quickly. Like, is everyone alright? Because I don’t think they are.

But also—even if she DID have 9 abortions—she still doesn’t have any kids! The total is still zero! Leave the math to women, fellas!

Everyone needs a time out.

Let’s leave the math to they/thems ONLY! Otherwise, leave it to the queen of math.

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