I Have Letters That Should Lead To The Arrest of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

And put them behind bars with their lil friend

TW: This post deals with Danny Masterson’s r*pe case.

If you believe in curses—which I absolutely do, why else would Willa Ford not have the same career as Britney Spears, and why else would Tom Brady be wilting away after he got a divorce from Gisele Bündchen—then you should believe that like the Glee cast, the cast of That 70’s Show is also plagued by a curse, or at the very least extremely sinister vibes.

Yesterday, most of X (née Twitter) learned that Danny Masterson, the most boring character on that lil TV show was sentenced to 30 years to life for the rape of several women. Today however, we learned that many celeb friends—I use celeb VERY loosely because most are has-beens or cast mates including Kunis and Kutcher, who are also scientologists—wrote letters to the judge vouching for Masterson’s character. And I have them.