This post contains spoilers, but by now you should have already seen Babygirl on Christmas day with your family, leaving the theatre, and discarding your blue ICEEs in a hush of awkward silence having seen Nicole Kidman on all fours, doing her best imitation of a black German Shepherd (no blackface involved, thank GOD) in the hopes of still being in the running towards becoming a woman who finally orgasms.
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