Is Katy Perry REALLY Over?

An album review of 143

KatyKats gather ‘round.

As a longtime Harleys in Hawaii truther, and Never Really Over casual enjoyer, I can’t help but feel like it’s time we took a long hard look in the mirror and asked ourselves if the woman who gave us Legendary Lovers, Unconditionally, and Dark Horse all on the same album is the same woman who gave us 143, (it’s plausible that she was cloned, and switched out, but—less plausible) and if that is indeed the same woman, girl what the fuck happened?

I specifically mention these tracks because they’re with the same infamous producer Dr. Luke—who Ke$ha very publicly accused of sexual assault, not that it matters, because we have seen time and time again how abusers are a protected class, and if the music was good, I truly don’t think people would actually care about another woman (in a string of women) suffering at the hands of a powerful man.

But the gag is—the music is terrible! She chose to work with an abuser to make BAD music? Double homicide.

My Review:

IT’S NOT GOOD. SHE’S REALLY OVER.