Jeremy Allen White Is Still in the Running Towards Becoming America's Next Top Embarrassing Divorcé

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Divorce is hard, just ask Tom Brady, Brangelina, or any one of Elizabeth Taylor’s SEVEN ex-husbands.

Sure they’re dead, but you’re acting like seances don’t exist! Rude! Long Island Medium is right there!

For most people, life as they know it has completely changed, their world is turned upside down, and god forbid they get the short end of the stick when it comes to alimony/child support. (God forbid for everyone except Sam Asghari!) Showing their faces in public (or in Tom Brady’s case, his crotch) can be disheartening, and unnerving! But for Jeremy Allen White, it’s getting downright embarrassing.

He’s going through the Three Stages of Divorce, which are similar to, but different from The Five Stages of Grief. There IS a right and a wrong way to be divorced! It’s a lot faster and a helluva lot more chaotic. Plus we all grieve in different ways, and I don’t think grief can be embarrassing—unless you’re screaming, crying, falling over the casket at the funeral. But divorce? I want to pretend I do not see. Let me explain.