Jeremy Allen White Doesn’t Wanna Be Your Superhero, Baby

But he CAN kiss away your pain.

Now that he’s no longer walking around shirtless, dropping down and getting his eagle on girl, OR doing push-ups on the scorching hot pavement of LA’s louche Abbot Kinney scene, hopefully the summer of pap walks is behind him, and Jeremy Allen White is making better decisions.

The Iron Claw, his new film about wrastlin, starring Beach Rats’ Harris Dickinson, and Zac Efron’s new jaw is slated to hit theatres December 22nd. Is this a Christmas movie? I don’t think, especially since—spoiler alert—all but one of the brothers dies.

But this post isn’t about watching LHJAW writhe around in tiny little panties, or sit atop another man while his salty sweat falls into his mouth as the ref counts to three, it’s about his new incredibly homoerotic GQ spread—but rest assured, we will absolutely unpack the film when it drops.