Is This REALLY JLo... Now?

An investigatory review

Before I am a lover, I am a hater, and before I am a hater, I am an investigatory journalist who is a do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as I can make a name for myself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends I lose or people I leave dead and bloodied along the way, which is why last night instead of taking care of my mental health, I opened myself up to harm and watched JLo’s new “visual film” This Is Me…Now—and I did it for you. I do this all for you! Lest we forget:

Abandon hope all ye who continue reading this newsletter.