If You're Not The First of Us, You're The Last of Us

A tale as old as time

Ron Swanson and the manager of The White Lotus are doing gay kissing.

Yes, you heard that right. Last night, people everywhere (on Twitter) wouldn’t shut up about episode 3 of The Last of Us, a new apocalyptic series based on a video game. Now, I haven’t played a video game since 2007, and it was Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation, but then I got older and realized this rich white woman is STEALING! And so I never played another video game again. Cold turkey!