Which Problematic Client Is Causing Law Roach To Scatter? An Investigation

This feud needs to be SQUASHED

The girls are fighting. At least we think so!

Let’s face it, it’s been SLOW news week. As per usual, a few days after the (anti-climactic) Oscars, celebrities have returned to their humble 20,000sqft abodes in Los Feliz and the Palisades (in Nicole Kidman’s case, her favourite AMC Theatre) to hibernate, get their beauty sleep (and injections) and wait to come back out just in time for the Season of Summer Blockbusters. What’s been keeping us afloat is a singular salacious scandal, a mere 3.3 on the Richter scale (comparable to the vibrations of a passing truck) but it is a scandal nonetheless!