I Have Information That SHOULD Lead To The Deportation of Emily in Paris
I have contacted the Fashion Police. They're en route
Listen, I love French people (RIP Gaspard Ulliel, you had a perfect nose) even the fake ones like Timmy Chalamet. But if there's a couple things even French people hate, it's using deodorant, and Emily being in Paris. Much like beachy waves, IT'S NOT THE VIBE.
(Y’all better not try to cancel me, I literally just said I love French people! My favourite barista is French!!! I even French kiss!)
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