Brangelina Baby I Am SO Sorry!

There won't be another Mr. & Mrs. Smith!!!

2005 was an amazing year.

Mariah Carey’s ‘We Belong Together’, Gwen Stefani’s ‘Hollaback Girl’, and Ciara’s ‘1,2, Step’ were blazing up the Billboard Hot 100, I had no idea what a “parasocial relationship” was, and Brangelina (the most elegant of the celebrity portmanteaus despite Br*d P*tt’s transgressions) had just released Mr. & Mrs. Smith. But now, the woke left is trying to replace our movie stars! Let’s just say, I have some opinions!