I Göt Sümn Alexånder Skårs Can Guård!

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Dec 09, 2022

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“Your honour I’m a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes” -Megan Thee Stallion

Alexander Skarsgård heard those lyrics and said, you know what??? ME TOO SIS!!!

No really. The trailer for Infinity Pool, his film set to premiere at The 2023 Sundance Film Festival dropped yesterday, and something else dropped too! My undies!!! A scene of note was him seductively crawling around on the ground like that gay panther Bagheera in The Jungle Book, with a black leather leash around his neck, and let me just say THIS!!! OOH he got me feeling EMOTIONS. And I will go deeper than he’s ever dreamed of.

Alexander Skarsgård in the trailer for Infinity Pool crawling on the floor like he NEED TO BE crawling into my bed. I don’t have a leather kink, but now — IDK! Photo: Screenshot saved in my spankbank

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