Trend Alert: New York's Orange Haze! Here's What You Should Wear To The End of the World Party

Climate change from day to night

***It should go without saying that this is satire***

New York has EVERYTHING.

The orange haze from Canada’s wildfire is giving the sky that grainy JLo Glow, coupled with the calming scent of burning wood—also from the wildfire, the kind you’d pay $80 for in a candle from LeLabo—I mean this place is on fire! Not literally.

Every few weeks, it seems like the planet is hellbent on showing us how life is going to be in the next 10 years by giving us a little preview of the end of times. A little plague here, a lotta plague there, accessorized with the season’s hottest must have, this season: PAQ—or, Poor Air Quality.