Henry Cavill Sent to Back of Unemployment Line by Second Hottest Hemsworth Brother
You could say there was a... Fallout
Let me take you back to the year 2000, also known as Y2K — let us remember the life-changing, coming of age animated series As Told By Ginger, with a theme song performed by Macy Gray (who I guess is a TERF now?) where she sings “Someone once told me the grass is much greener, on the other side” — someone must have told Henry Cavill that, and whoever did, lied to him. SEVERAL TIMES. Because the grass is nothing of the sort, and now he’s unemployed.
Henry William Dalgliesh Cavill really quit his job on a show I don’t watch (The Witcher) to star in a movie I had no plans on seeing (Superman). And I know you’re probably like Meech, you’re supposed to be a hot investigatory journaliste, you have to watch everything! Well some jobs have LIMITS! Not to be rude, but the real slap in the face here is that the show replaced him with the least hot, least talented, least tall Hemsworth. He went to the studio that was producing Superman and they said uh uh, get somebody else to do it, THEN he tried to go back to his original job and they were like Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire. She said “I’m sorry — the position has been filled.”
***This Monday’s post doesn’t come with a playlist because I’m putting together a special playlist to go with Thursday’s Holiday (Inclusive) Post, and when you play it around your family they’re gonna be like “OMG who made this playlist? I love it” and then you can be like IDK, my BFF Meech! Anyways, watch this space!***
Also, a little birdie (this TikTok) is whispering that The Rock may have had something to do with this??? Scandal! But also, if you’ve heard something else, LET ME KNOW!
Personally, I prefer Henry Cavill’s earlier work as Albert in the film adaptation of The Count of Monte Cristo, his bare booty butt cheek scenes in The Tudors, and his arm cocking in the men’s restroom in Mission Impossible: Fallout, but his acting may now be a thing of the past.
As a known Renaissance fan, I do kind of feel bad for him. No job. No visuals. No hope
I guess he can always have a good time fucking fixing those computers he rebuilds. That man is NOT hurting for a job, he has like six projects lined up. Good for him.
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