II Practical II Magic: A Practical Magic Sequel Has Been Announced!!!

Plus: Ayo Edebiri, Britney Bitch, Meech's Book Club, RWRB Vol II, JENtervention and MORE!

Just in time for Proud Munth, while on the press tour for A Family Affair, her new Netflix film with Zac Efron, Nicole Kidman revealed that she and Sandy Bullock will reunite for a sequel to Practical Magic, a movie that changed Hollywood forever and gave insight to the plight of beautiful red-headed women who can’t be tamed.

I truly don’t know HOW she’s going to fit this in her schedule filming another season of Big Little Lies, and her SECOND older woman, younger man movie in the span of a year, Babygirl with Harris Dickinson, and FOURTEEN other projects she has slated in development. The woman is working! And THAT’S WHY she’s mother.

In the meantime, if you still have it, please enjoy this Twitter thread where I live-tweeted the film, and asked such important questions as:

And divulged incredibly important moments as:

We WILL be watching! With Midnight Margaritas in tow, OBVIOUSLY.

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Honourable Mention

• Stylists and Make-Up Artists Are BACK in the Home

  Hitting the ground running with her press tour for Inside Out 2, Irish Princess Ayo Edebiri looked STUNNING this week on multiple appearances. I’m thinking with Emmys and Golden Globes must come a new team, because they’ve been making her shine like the absolute star she is! She’s glowing your honour!!! Ireland and America’s sweetheart til the day I diiiiieeeeee

  

  Also, it’s the fact that she has mother Julia Roberts’ approval. You can’t buy that!

  

• Fondling the Family Jewels

  In more sequel news—and also just in time for Proud Munth, Casey McQuiston, author of Red, White, & Royal Blue is penning a sequel to the film of the same name with both actors Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez slated to return. Bisexuals, we winning!

• It’s Britney(‘s Brother) Bitch!

  The queen of pop has gone down to Mexico to hang out with her brother Bryan—and if you read her book, you’ll remember she always spoke so highly of him, and it seems like they’re having a lot of fun, and she’s enjoying herself! ALSO, it feels like she’s getting in the mood to make music, which—put your mental health first girlie—but you can tell she misses it. But mostly I love how she pronounces his name as one syllable.

• The Fifth Harmony Has Finally Arrived

  At long last, Normani, former member of Fifth Harmony (‘Work From Home’ still eats—rise up remote workers!!!) has finally released her album ‘Dopamine’

  

  after literally 5 years of teasing it… I truly can’t believe we waited that long, but thank GOD it was actually worth the wait. It’s a very good album!!! Notable appearances from both James Blake and THEE Brandy. A great debut!

  

• Ben Affleck’s JENtervention

  Okay, it wasn’t AKSHULLY an intervention, it was simply a graduation party for Bennifer’s (Garner) son, but it IS funny to think about all the great Jennifers of Hollywood showing up at his door to tell him how he’s sullying their portmanteau

  —absolutely need Jennifers Coolidge, Connelly, and Love Hewitt please report to the Affleck rental home at their earliest convenience!!!

  

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Don’t Mention It

• Democracy is on Her Deathbed

  The fact that this is an election year just may ruin me, and apart from the fact that a 78 year old man who was recently convicted of 34 felonies may still run for president (AND WIN) feels insane, and worse, the man 81 year old most of us will need to vote for to stop it, is out here… in public… like this. Lord help us all.

• “The F-Slur is the Best Slur” —Da Pope

  The pope has ONCE AGAIN been caught saying the F-slur, which, is kind of ridiculous, and kind of hilarious, because according to my close Italian sources, the word he’s using is “frociaggine” a word typically reserved for gay men to call other gay men—and, I may be wrong but—now that I mention it—what if the pope got something to tell us??? He do be wearing red bottoms!!! Be who you are for your pride, pope!!!

• Another Covid Taylor Swift Variant Has Been Released

  It is VERY strange, that every time another female artist is set to release music, another variant of her album The Tortured Poets Department is released, blocking that female artist from going #1 on the billboard charts. I’ve lost count of how many there are. 5? 10? 100? Who knows, but the only people being tortured in this department are US!

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Did I Forget To Mention?

I neeeeeeeeeeeed to speak to people who like Coco Mellors. I am her number one most devoted fan. I read Cleopatra and Frankenstein, and now I’m reading Blue Sisters. Can we start a book club? Also, the cover? SSSTUNNNIINNNGGGGGUHHH