In Unsurprising News, Rihanna Is Pregnant Again
Dropping babies like she used to drop albums
If you asked an anthropologist which things in life are certain, they’d tell you death, taxes, and Rihanna being pregnant. If you shook a magic 8 ball and asked if Rihanna was pregnant again, you’d turn it over to reveal “without a doubt”. If Raven Baxter tried to fix a situation and then ended up misbehaving, the vision she would have would be Rihanna being pregnant, so to no one’s surprise after ASAP Rocky won his court case—Rihanna is pregnant again.
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