I've Been Thinking About The Ronan Empire

AKA Saoirse Ronan's sleeker, shorter bob, and bobs throughout HERstory

Oct 03, 2023

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As longtime readers may well know, this newsletter takes HERstory very seriously, and The Ronan Empire is no different! In this unit we will be focusing on a particular follicular feat, and its impact on the world, specifically: The Bob

Unit 23. The Bob

23.1 - Chic Ass Bob

23.2 - Fuck Ass Bob

23.3 - Girl What The Fuck Ass Bob

23.4 - BIWTK (Bob I Want To Kiss)

Four Score and seven years ago, Joan of Arc went to the town square with a sharpened sword dressed in a knight’s armour, sliced her hair off, and said “This weather makes me want a bob, real bad!” She said some other stuff to her too, but I can’t remember everything, what am I, a robot???

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