I've Been Thinking About The Ronan Empire

AKA Saoirse Ronan's sleeker, shorter bob, and bobs throughout HERstory

As longtime readers may well know, this newsletter takes HERstory very seriously, and The Ronan Empire is no different! In this unit we will be focusing on a particular follicular feat, and its impact on the world, specifically: The Bob

Unit 23. The Bob

23.1 - Chic Ass Bob

23.2 - Fuck Ass Bob

23.3 - Girl What The Fuck Ass Bob

23.4 - BIWTK (Bob I Want To Kiss)

Four Score and seven years ago, Joan of Arc went to the town square with a sharpened sword dressed in a knight’s armour, sliced her hair off, and said “This weather makes me want a bob, real bad!” She said some other stuff to her too, but I can’t remember everything, what am I, a robot???