Short Hair Chris Pine Don't Know Nothing Bout No Princess Diaries 3

Anne might Hathaway, but she don't hatha-Chris, yet

Yes I’ve seen the photos of Chris Pine’s “new girlfriend” which don’t phase me at all because I know how Hollywood is and a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

But the thing that DOES hit me where it hurts, is that Chris Pine has cut his hair, again. It’s like he doesn’t even CARE what I think! Anyway, while promoting his new children’s book When Digz the Dog Met Zurl the Squirrel—a book about accepting each other’s differences *looks directly into camera*—on Today with Hoda and Jenna, the topic of Princess Diaries 3 came up, because days ago, Anne Hathaway released a video of herself alluding to the third installment of the film franchise.

And now that I mention it, can we just talk about how adorable he looks with these dogs? All he needs is me right by his side and then it will be like a happy family for us, the blonde dog for him, the black dog for me, HELLO?!?! IS ANYBODY HOME?

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I must commend Hoda and Jenna for asking about this. Like yes he’s there to promote his book, but we need to you to confirm or deny the rumors sir!!! He said chile don’t ask ME, but truly, what are the odds they DID call him to ask him about the film and his ass don’t know how to work that function for his iPhone?

Should I rewatch Princess Diaries 1 & 2 this week? Hmmm. Much to think about. At any rate, I’m hoping, and praying that he’s actually a part of it, because they had amazing chemistry, and since Anne Hathaway is doing reboots, this may as well happen too. Need him in them tight lil pants again. It will heal Genovia.

Also too as well…

Last week paid readers got my thirst post notes on all things Adam Brody in Nobody Wants This, but I couldn’t stop there, I wrote a piece for Men’s Health about what men could learn from Adam Brody’s character, and it’s very funny, which you can read here, and if you didn’t catch the post last week, you can read it here: