What To Do (And More Importantly What NOT To Do) While Mercury Is In Retrograde

and other tips for surviving this planetary plight

I am obSESSED with astrology.

I am also DEEPLY superstitious. This, is a problem.

So superstitious in fact that if we were walking along a busy New York sidewalk and you decided to split the pole (not a euphemism) I would abruptly double back, and proceed on the same side of the pole you did. It’s that serious. It’s always been that serious. It’s always gonna BE that serious. Also, if you ever do it again, we won’t be friends anymore!

And so, with 10 more days to go, I have a few tips to help keep your sanity, but also entertained during what is the hottest, most aggravating, grating retrograde this year.