Taylor Swift in Terror Town, She Needs To SPEAK NOW!
Is she outta the woods yet? PLUS: It Ends With Us Drama, Love Is Blind: UK & More
Happy Friday! I can’t believe I/you/we made it! This week has been a LOT.
ANYWAY, in a really strange turn of events, Taylor Swift’s poets department is done being tortured, and she is now the one being targeted.
Earlier this week it was reported that teens involved with ISIS (throwback! ISIS terrorism is so 2001) were targeting her shows in Vienna, causing her to cancel them, leaving hundreds of thousands of fans disappointed, but also like—alive? So let’s celebrate THAT!
In an even stranger turn of events, those same fans gathered anyway? Like do y’all understand what was about to happen to you? I don’t think they do, this is dangerous!
But in the wake of things, Taylor announced she was releasing four new versions of the same damn album she been releasing for months, and that’s when Anthony Lady Gaga News kind of slayed here—her fans were in jeopardy (and not the fun, Alex Trebek kind, RIP king) and she hasn’t said anything (let alone anything about endorsing Kamala Harris), but she can release more albums?
Other fans were quick to say “she’s not the one releasing them! It’s her team” And I just think it’s hilarious how they say she’s so powerful when it benefits them, and then infantilize her when it comes to something important. Interesting indeed.
These kinds of threats should absolutely be taken seriously though, I’m old enough to remember the tragedy that happened at Ariana Grande’s concert in Manchester. It takes a toll on everyone, and it needs to be properly addressed, at the right time: Now
But now that I mention it, she ate this song, I can’t lie. Folklore chewed.
Honourable Mention
The O-Lympics
Every country in the world seems to be going THROUGH IT on some level or another, but right now, everyone has put their struggles on the back-burner to cheer their olympians on in the City of Lights. For Men’s Health, I wrote about how despite the anti-sex sentiment going on there, The Olympics Have Never Been Hornier
Love Is Blind: UK
I never thought I’d say this, but I’ve been Love Is Blind-pilled, but ONLY for the UK series! There’s just something about British (and Irish) people dating! I love it! I broke down the first two episodes, and you can read that here. More to come!
Love Is Blind: UK - Two Kissing Cousins, And A Fuckboi Named Ollie
·Last night, Netflix released the first four episodes of Love Is Blind: UK, the British spinoff series of its US based show of the same name, and I feel like I’m in the twilight zone babes, these people are insane, and I love it!
It Ends With Us Drama
Not since Don’t Worry Darling has drama behind a movie been SO SALACIOUS! There was a huge rift behind the scenes with the cast, and its director Just Baldoni, and I have finished gathering evidence, so that is dropping tomorrow. But for now, there’s this post from the archives. You’re welcome.
We Are The Daughters of the Darlings Who Did Not Worry
·UPDATE: I know this post is a day late, I had a-whole-nother post ready to go for you sweeties yesterday, AND THEN I saw Don’t Worry Darling, and something inside of me started to worry, my subconscious said are you there darling? It’s me, worry. I knew that not everyone
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Don’t Mention It
The Olympics
I know I literally just mentioned it, but I think they need to whittle down the olympics to 7 days. 10 at the most. It’s too much! We do this every four years, they need to make it more exciting. But speaking of exciting, I am very much waiting to see what Tom Cruise and Beyoncé do at the closing ceremony. Not together of course—but what if they did…
Capote and the SwansChris Brown and the SongstressesWithin the span of a week, three separate songstresses (Kehlani, Victoria Monet, and Jordin Sparks) have all come out in support of Chris Brown, taking photos with him, and attending his shows. I don’t get it. Why do people love abusers? And before somebody in the comments says “it was just that one time with Rihanna!” first of all, once is enough. And secondly, not it wasn’t. Here’s his very long history of abuse.
Brat Summer
ENOUGH!!!
Did I Forget To Mention
I keep thinking more and more about about starting a book club, and I think… it’s happening? Anyway, Pulitzer prize winning author of Less, Andrew Sean Greer loved my tweet, (I love it when life imitates art) and I loved his book, and if you haven’t read it, you absolutely should. There’s also a follow up called Less Is Lost! Also worth it!
I generally read fiction unless it’s it’s a celebrity memoir (shout out to Mariah Carey and Demi Moore for releasing fantastic books), because my Google game to fall down a rabbit-hole is UNMATCHED. But what do y’all be reading? What can we read TOGETHER! I WANNA KNOW! Have a great weekend! Do something/one I would do!
Less is the book of the century, period, the end! lol brat the sausage, good one. And I really liked Demi Moore's memoir, too. I'm reading Madame Bovary, lol #aucourant and about to dive into Alexandra Fuller's Fi (speaking of those who slay in the memoir field)
You’re so right about Chris Brown. I don’t understand why people keep coming back to support him.