Two PR Relationships, Both Alike In Dignity

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In fair Hollywood, where we lay our scene—everybody needs to be fucking forREAL.

Let me start by saying this is NOT a Taylor Swift/Swiftie hate post. I am a Cruel Summer stan. A Style truther! However, it’s just that… Over the past few months, I have been inundated, bombarded, nay—WATERBOARDED by the media attempting to make me think celebrities are in relationships, and I’ve had it.

When Emily Ratajkowski tried to make us believe that she was dating Harold Styles and Peter Davidson, I was obviously not fooled, and kind of annoyed, so I brushed it under the rug. But the Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner mess, and now Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce??? Baby the lump under the rug is looking like a camel’s back, and some straw is about to break it!!!