Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poet's Department Contains Some of Her Most Cringe Lyrics Yet

They just giving tenure to ANYBODY chile

There is no worse day to be online than when Taylor Swift drops an album, and that has never been more evident than today. And this is coming from someone who was a fan for like 5 albums (essentially up until 1989 but I dipped my toes back in again for Cruel Summer, because that was pop perfection. However—that is not the case here.