The Supreme Court, The Witch, and Margot Robbie's Wardrobe

Plus the wildfire in Canada that's DESPERATE for attenzioné

Every night since the Barbie movie was announced, before I lay my head down to sleep, I have been on my knees (and I don’t even be on my knees like that because I am a Christian!) and I have prayed to the universe that I would wake up, do a big stretch, and open my phone to photos of Margot Robbie finally serving. I had faith in the possibility of her turning at least ONE look, it was inevitable, right? WRONG.

Does everyone in this photo look terrible? Of course not! But with the exception of Issa Rae, they’re not really giving Barbie either!

Every morning, I wake up to an empty plate, and nothing has been served. I don’t feel comfortable eating here no more. The obsession with pulling archive/vintage looks despite them being the furthest thing from her style? Why am I being punished?