The Top 10 Moments From The Series Finale of Succession

The Roys have sucked their last session

With great sadness, I report the reign of America’s favourite dysfunctional family has ended. This post contains spoilers, so if you haven’t watched, don’t say I didn’t warn you, babe!

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Four score and seven years ago I had a dream.

I had a dream that one day, Naomi Pierce would swear off whatever GreatClips she was maimed and held hostage in, and go back to DryBar to ask for her chic, bad bitch bob again.

I had a dream, that Roman Roy would finally do gay kissing with one of his many male suitors (his trainer, Eduardo, Mencken, Matsson—literally EITHER ONE! I don’t care!) I HAD A DREAM, that one night, Lukas Matsson would visit Roman Roy in his chambers and they would—ahem, sorry, I will save that for my FanFic.

Anyway, like Fantine in The Miserables, my dream has died. Since none of that happened, let’s count down the top 10 moments from the finale, shall we?