Thirst of the Week: Paris Olympics 2024 Team Italia
Somebody grab me a cup of their pool water to quench my thirst
Never in the history of this week have I been this thirsty.
Every four years, the universe blesses us with hot, scantily clad men hopping, jumping, swimming and doing other sports I don’t care about all for the bragging rights and glory of a piece of fake gold (95.4% of it is made of silver) and I couldn’t be happier that this year was no different.
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