Veterans Day Is About Remembering... How Hot Jake Gyllenhaal Was in Jarhead

Never Forget

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On her smash hit, chart topping, number one hit album Confessions on a Dance Floor that dropped in 2005, and I’m currently listening to while writing this, Madonna is at her very best. At the beginning of the album’s 10th track, on a song called ‘Isaac’ she coos “remember, remember, never forget” — it’s sage advice for people who refuse to write grocery lists, people who are steadfast about holding a grudge, or people who—like me—are incredibly sentimental. Always one to take Madge’s advice, I literally never forgot about something else from 2005… how hot Jake Gyllenhaal was in Jarhead.