We Need To Talk About Gaga

She's off the deep end

Let’s be honest—a few months after its initial onslaught into Hollywood, Ozempic has claimed the unwanted pounds of A-list and D-list celebs alike, and turned into a full blown epidemic. It’s worse than that time everyone was wearing peplum if you can believe that! But if we’re being fair—and y’all know I’m always fair, Miss O is not always to blame.

A few days ago, Lady Gaga (or her tethered) uploaded a video to TikTok, and—let’s just say it’s very unnerving. In the video she—or someone who looks like her or someone who looks like Miley Cyrus impersonating her is doing… something with makeup. Dancing? Promoting? Ingesting? I couldn’t tell you, my eyes couldn’t focus because baby I was SHOCKED, and it left my mouth open wider than that episode of True Blood where Alexander Skarsgård is reading a book and does full frontal nudity.