WHY Is Everybody Lying About Ozempic?

We can handle the truth!

Celebrities are losing it.

And by “it” I mean weight. Much like its predecessors—BBLs, and Buccal Fat Removal—for the last few months, Ozempic has been the new It-Girl of Hollywood. Eat your heart out Margot Robbie!!! Everyone who’s anyone is on it (except for some diabetics who actually need it) but A-list and D-list stars alike are being coy about it even though we have eyes and can clearly tell! Don’t piss on my leg and tell me I like golden showers! My question is—why lie?