WHY Is Sebastian Stan Doing A Donald Trump Biopic?
SAD!
This year we have been inundated with biopics, forcefully getting to know more about despicable people (especially in politics) than we’ve ever wanted to, and if we’ve learned anything this week from Ziwe interviewing George Santos, it’s that we need to stop giving political scammers a platform!
And speaking of biopics, if I’m being honest (which I always am), the world of biopics has really been at an all time low since Rami Malek put in his false teeth, and stashed his coloured contacts and in his purse (why did they allow him to have blue eyes?), marched onto set, and won an Oscar for Bohemian Rhapsody.
In the wake of that utter travesty, we’ve been made to watch Blonde (the Marilyn Monroe story) I Wanna Dance With Somebody (the Whitney Houston Story), Maestro (the Leonard Bernstein story) and the upcoming Amy Winehouse story which I won’t even dignify by sharing its title!
Perhaps MORE egregious is Sebastian Stan throwing his hairpiece in the ring to portray Donald Trump (he’s already portrayed Tommy Lee of Pam and Tommy Lee fame for Hulu) in The Apprentice, and I need someone to make it make sense?
And now that I mention it—did everyone watch The Crown and decide that it was time to do a little Princess Diana impression???
I thought it was bad before, but now—new photos have been released and why is this giving me White Chicks? Like are we sure this isn’t one of the Wayans brothers in whiteface? Why does it look so weird? And more importantly, since fucking WHEN has Drumpf’s hair ever been that thick? It’s fake news everyone!
What I will say is, I can see he’s trying with the pursed lips, but I fear that’s not enough to keep in him towards becoming America’s Next Top Apprentice. He’s fired.
And just in case anyone forgot what Sebastian Stan looks like—you’re welcome.
Once again thank you for raising awareness about important issues because I get this information from nowhere else. Stan As Trump makes me wish Philip Seymour Hoffman had lived long enough to play this part!
"since Rami Malek put in his false teeth" lolol. Bad Diana cosplay = please take a bow