Kendall Roy was right.
I never thought I’d say that about literally anything, but far too many people have ctrl + alt + deleted their brains, which is why I’m starting a new series called You’re Too Online, where I share with my dear readers (most of whom are off Twitter because you have more willpower than me—remember when I got suspended?) some of the week’s most incoherent, braindead, mind-bottling takes you’ve seen in your life.
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