Apple Music Released Its List of 100 Best Albums of All Time, and It's... Certainly A List!

Somebody gettin' fired!!!

I love lists.

Schindler’s List, Bucket Lists, Lindsay Lohan’s list of male celebs she had sex with that she wrote on a Scattergories card at the Beverly Hills hotel¹—I’m a list connoisseur, I’ve run the gamut, so of course when another popular list sashays in front of me—Apple Music’s List of 100 Best Albums of All Time—I have no other choice but to en-list (LOLOOL)! And boy am I sorry I did that.

First of all—what are the parameters? Who decides what’s the “best”? Is this like a Bridgerton situation where the Queen decides the diamond of the season? OR…