BREAKING: Medium Hair Chris Pine Has Been Spotted

King of the Coast

While the excitement of American film festivals has been waning without the boost of their talent, Canadian and UK festivals have been going strong, and I have to admit, I was expecting to see Chris Pine at TIFF (Toronto International Film Festival) until I saw the Rotten Tomatoes score for his film Poolman, and honestly? It’s ageist against old men with pools!

Since the death of LHCP (Long Hair Chris Pine) we have seen SHCP (Short Hair Chris Pine) at galas, red carpets, movie premieres, and Ralph Lauren Purple Label launch parties, but due to the strike, MHCP (Medium Hair Chris Pine) however—has largely been absent from public view, until now.