Ding, Dong Is King Charles Dead? An Investigation

William's voodoo doll is working

If you don’t have an emotional support conspiracy theorist to chat with during this royal trying time, sweetie I am so sorry, but you’re in luck, because that’s what I’m here for. Whenever I put on my investigatory journalism hat, you’d better watch your shoes cause some tea is about to get spilled, (sorry British people, I know y’all have PTSD from getting your tea dumped out or whatever)