The Talented Mr. Shitley: Who Pooped in Gwyneth Paltrow's Bed! An Investigation
More like Shitty Greenleaf, amirite?
Some Mystery Celebrity Scandals rank higher than others.
A few important ones (in no particular order) are Who Bit Beyoncé1 (solved), What Did Scooter Braun Do? 2(unsolved), and now Who (Literally) Shit The Bed At Gwyneth’s Paltrow’s Birthday Party? Thankfully, as you may know I’m an investigatory journalist who loves mess—it’s been solved.
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