Harry Styles and the Turkish Hair Transplant
His hairline will never be As It Was
I’m not the type to say “I told you so.”
I am however, the type to say “I fucking knew it!” which is wholly different when you really think about.
Back in late October/Early November (before I went to Dublin and was involved in domestic terrorism, and also before I went to Amsterdam and my hotel caught fire) Hollywood was a-buzz with a new haircut from none other than Harold Styles.
For starters, this confirmed something I already knew, and oft tweeted about—having been on the receiving end of rumours he was wearing a toupee, or some kind of hairpiece under his bandana and other hair accessories, he was running for president getting a hair transplant. Other photos—that have seemingly been completely scrubbed from the internet—turned up of other angles of his new buzz cut as well.
And in January, he was spotted with a fuller, darker head of hair, and a more noticeably cropped hairline! For the record, I am very much a “Do What Makes You Happy—within reason” girlie. You can buy your hair if it won’t grow. You can fix your nose if you say so! You can go to Turkey and get a hair transplant! If it brings you confidence, you go girl! Don’t let nobody drag you down!
In case you missed it, this week, paid subscribers received a review of JLo’s This Is Me…Now “visual film” and let’s just say, chile—it’s certainly SOMETHING.
For comparison—
He’s not worrying no more [,] darling! It looks great! And I’m happy for him! He still didn’t deserve that AOTY win over Beyoncé, so he can rot in Hades for all I care!
And now that I mention it—Harold isn’t the only one making night changes! (I am a One Directioner and I don’t care who knows it!)
Now if we could only get David Beckham on a private plane to Istanbul! I’ll take the blame for his carbon footprint! We can put it on Taylor Swift’s tab.
i support him! only issue is why the color? they didn’t have his color option?
I honestly find those little receding swoops so much more interesting than a straight line. It's like a reverse widow's peak. It feels very ~fashion~ to me.