Is Lindsay Lohan Our Generation's Mother Teresa?

The similarities are striking

***This post is a day late because I NEEDED to watch Falling For Christmas and African-American Panther: Wakanda Forever***

Few people know this about me, but in 2004, after watching Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I was a theatre kid for 9 days. It was the worst 9 days of my life, and my therapist Mr. ChunkyPeanutButter (whom longtime subscribers may recall) says I will have those scars for as long as I walk this Earth, and probably after since I believe in reincarnation. Anyways, at the end of that hellish period, I learned a valuable lesson — not everyone can do what Lindsay Lohan does.

Whether you love Lindsay for her Herbie, Freaky Friday, October 3rd Mean Girls era which includes such iconosity as smash hit chart topping number one pop song ‘Rumors”, her attempted kidnapping of Middle Eastern children era which also includes such iconosity as throwing parties in Mykonos, or my personal favourite, her Georgia Rule era which includes inconosity all around. One thing is for certain — there will be other actresses, and other pop stars, but there won’t be another Lindsay Lohan.