John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Announce They've Welcomed A New Baby (And I Already Have Beef With Her)

She's no Moo Deng

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In a new post on Instagram, I Don’t Know How She Does It¹ actress and Japanese sweet potato activist² Olivia Munn announced she and late-in-life middle part adopter and comedian John Mulaney welcomed a new baby via surrogate amid her breast cancer diagnosis, and not to be rude, but I got something to say to the baby!

Munn revealed the name, and sex of the child in the post—”Méi June Mulaney” who “came into the world September 14”… Méi June. September 14th. Méi June. Do you see the issue?

Let me just say I’m TIRED of people infringing upon Gemini territory. I will respect a May Gemini, but I won’t like it, because it’s not their fault that they won’t ever live up to June Gemini standards, but to name your baby Méi June, and she’s not a Gemini at ALL??? People don’t be having manners no more. Like I’m sorry but it’s true.

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But it’s not just John’s home life that is expanding, it’s also his hosting duties, as it was announced that on November 2nd (the Saturday before the election) he and Chappell Roan would host SNL—which is absolutely, probably set to be one of the most unhinged episodes of the season. That, or a complete dud.

But I have to say it’s time for Lorne Michaels to retire. He’s shoving 80 and like, does he have a personality outside of this lil show? Like sir, please, your grandkids haven’t seen you in years. Take a vacation, take a pottery class, eat pray love or something.

Mind you, the host/musical guest pairings don’t even make sense if we being honest!

And now that I mention it— if you have no idea what John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch are, oh sweetie, you are in for a TREAT!!! It’s a 2019 Musical/Comedy that—girl just watch this, and you can thank me later. I accept VISA and MasterCard.

1. Literally SUCH a fun movie! But not because of her, I just love SJP

2. When celebs lie so brazenly about what they do to combat aging and say it’s something stupid like Japanese Sweet Potatoes and not that they’ve gotten cosmetic surgery, it’s always so annoying and I want to scream!!!