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That name is ridiculous, but I support Sophie’s right to rebound however she chooses. Seregine got my vote!

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I want better for her! He looks like an awful kisser

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Agreed! Maybe he has a great personality? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Peregrine, eh? Still, his brother is Montague Orlando so it could have been worse.

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN FAIR VERONA?!?!!

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i’ll be honest i do not know how to pronounce this man’s name

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I think it’s Pair-a-grin, but you know how British people are with words like Gloucestershire. It could be pronounced “Charles” for all we know

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There are so many good lines in here I lost count. “which is a real disservice to Peregrine” lol. John Mayer is the sleaziest! That line, that reference 👌🙏🏽

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Thank you for subscribing! I still listen to Heavier Things in Private mode lollll

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Lol they get us all. I had Covid and on day five found myself listening to Jack Johnson. “Helllpppp! Get me outta this room!” Death by the watered down crooner.

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wait but Peregrine Pearson = Peter Pettigrew?? 🐀🪄

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Your mind

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You’re a genius

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Many people are saying this!!!!

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This paragraph is high ART!!! “Peregrine Pearson—a real person, not a dog or a precocious 7th grader who solves mysteries at an all-girls boarding school where teachers vanish at night—is Sophie’s new main squeeze. Her pernicious parting from a particular Jonas brother could quite possibly be precisely what she needs.” Just read it like Julie Andrews narrating Bridgerton for max effect.

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That is exactly how every post should be read!!!! You get it!

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Never has the sound of the letter P been so elegantly sprinkled!!!

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*tucks hair behind ear*

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Seregrine so elegant, reminiscent of seraphim but much less angelic. Also his mustache demands a ride.

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SCREAMING

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I love Pophie 🤣🤣🤣

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LOLOLLLLLOLOLLLOL

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It’s gotta be Seregine lol

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I love that we’re in alignment

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Nee doesn't mean what you think it means; it means "born as" not "fka"

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Thanks for your input!

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It’s very Penny Dreadful!!!

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