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“… drew Susan Sarandon from memory” knocked me all the way out 😭😭

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It’s true! Imagine seeing him staring at you outside your window! He’s so scary!!!!

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Falling over and dying would be the correct response!

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Death Becomes Her should be taught in schools!! It’s canon!

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Also! Beyoncé herself is giving homage in her Courrèges bodysuit! She can’t give us visuals but she can give us Death Becomes Her!

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people on tiktok speculating that greg is gonna win makes me wonder if we’re watching the same show

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No but like—I’m CONVINCED people are receiving a different show on HBOMax than I am because one girl on TikTok said the show is about “loving monsters” girl WHAT?!?? No it’s not! Anyway, my money is on Tom.

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🩷 Wambsgans deserves

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Isabella Rossellini, her boy toys, and those Dobermans were seared into my very young and impressionable mind. Prob why I can’t resist an overpriced elixir in a witch potion-y looking bottle to this day.

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Not me feeling the same way LOLOLOLOL Caudalie gets it

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If we're lucky, we'll get to see Alex naked sunbathing in a chair on top of the waystar building!

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From your lips to Jesse Armstrong’s ears!!!

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I can't really choose who'll win Succession tbh but I'm waiting to be GAGGED

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Who do you WANT to win?

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I DON'T KNOW OMG

it feels like they're all going to ruin the company. what if GoJo acquires Waystar and the company gets split up and shared to the Old Guard? hmm?

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YES yes yes yes as always you speak the TRUTH! And the guy, the blood replacement guy, like I kind of love his eerie-elf filter look, especially in that green mesh top like, as an aesthetic, but whether or not it is youthful per se (it is NOT) is as you say beside the point. We are all going to die, let's just liiiiiive now and worry more about whether our blazers are properly tailored and our cocktails properly mixed and less about whether we look "young" whatevertf that even is.

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PRECISELY. 🙏🏽

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