You think this is a tangent but it’s not: in my favorite show Shogun, horrible husband Buntaro tried to tell Lord Toranaga that the white guy (the barbarian) should be killed bc he’s eyeing his wife Mariko. Toranaga says so you want to chop his head off? Buntaro says yeah. Toranaga says then your wife’s head too? And Buntaro says no no no I’m
not accusing my wife. Lord Toranaga says well then you’re not really making the accusation are you? Takes two to tango, even in Samurai times!
You think this is a tangent but it’s not: in my favorite show Shogun, horrible husband Buntaro tried to tell Lord Toranaga that the white guy (the barbarian) should be killed bc he’s eyeing his wife Mariko. Toranaga says so you want to chop his head off? Buntaro says yeah. Toranaga says then your wife’s head too? And Buntaro says no no no I’m
not accusing my wife. Lord Toranaga says well then you’re not really making the accusation are you? Takes two to tango, even in Samurai times!
See this is why you’re my favorite journalist: asking the questions people need to know!
This is a prime example of why you’re my type of bitch 😆
I have a question for Jojo as an audience member (she did SAY to ASK us and I’m responding with a QUESTION) (also I’m assuming you have her number???)
——
Jolene, if Beyoncé had invited you to collaborate on a song instead of allegedly "hating" on you, what do you think the title would have been?
This was brilliant. Well done! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Have you seen the Twitter post about Jolene actually being Willie Nelson? GENIUS