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You think this is a tangent but it’s not: in my favorite show Shogun, horrible husband Buntaro tried to tell Lord Toranaga that the white guy (the barbarian) should be killed bc he’s eyeing his wife Mariko. Toranaga says so you want to chop his head off? Buntaro says yeah. Toranaga says then your wife’s head too? And Buntaro says no no no I’m

not accusing my wife. Lord Toranaga says well then you’re not really making the accusation are you? Takes two to tango, even in Samurai times!

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OOP! 🎤

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Jolene lives matter

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And that’s on period

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See this is why you’re my favorite journalist: asking the questions people need to know!

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I’m a man of the people!!!

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This is a prime example of why you’re my type of bitch 😆

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😘😘😘

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I have a question for Jojo as an audience member (she did SAY to ASK us and I’m responding with a QUESTION) (also I’m assuming you have her number???)

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Jolene, if Beyoncé had invited you to collaborate on a song instead of allegedly "hating" on you, what do you think the title would have been?

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Thank you for asking! This was actually in the longer interview, but she told me to tell y’all she is on the extended version of DESERT EAGLE, but that’s when she met JayZ but Bey cut her verse because of jealousy, and that’s how Bey’s version of Jolene came about!!!

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10/10 response. No notes!

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This was brilliant. Well done! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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Thank you! And thank you for subscribing!

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Have you seen the Twitter post about Jolene actually being Willie Nelson? GENIUS

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“Jolene apparently knows Dolly Parton *and* Beyonce so I can only assume the "flaming locks of auburn hair" belong to known hussy Willie Nelson.”

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Omg—the dots, they’re connecting

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