A Lot Goin' On!
Happy Humpday
In the last 48 hours, Matt Damon and his wife (whose name I don’t know, and am too exhausted to google1) have been mysteriously silent/ced, nonetheless, a LOT has been going on! From Diddy getting arrested (and denied bail) on charges of sex trafficking and racketeering2, to Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter getting shut out of the CMAs, to Halle Berry meeting me and us taking this pic3, it’s been a busy mid-September! And now it’s getting even busier!
Substack is rolling out Live Video! I know how obsessed y’all are with me, so I thought it was perfect to have a quick Walk and Talk with my readers this Thursday September 19th at 7:30pm ET to try it out! I will also be exiting a screening of Demi Moore’s The Substance, so I will have a LOT to say!
AND, if all goes well—our discussion of our first Now That I Mention It Book Club will also happen on live video for paid readers on Thursday September 26th at 7:30pm ET!
Also, am I becoming a Tater Tot (a fan of Tate McRae)? Like this song is actively terrible but the beat is so good. I just wanna walk down the street to it.
Also, hopefully y’all haven’t forgotten about my girl Moo Deng!
I’m not misogynistic, I’m just tired!
“Racketeering” is such a strange term to me!
We’re literally best friends, it’s crazy
I do not come to junk up your comments with links but I *was* googling out of curiosity and found his wife returned in my search as: “Bartender - Matt Damon’s wife.” lol Google!! (there’s your misogyny). I hope my first job after college and a male spouse’s name are on MY headstone because what else does a woman do?!! 🤭
What was it like meeting Ms. Berry? She seems so cool! I can't wait for your live video too! We WILL be listening 👂🏿😁