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Now That I Mention It's Review of 2022

Do Y'all Remember This? The Holiday

Henry Cavill Sent to Back of Unemployment Line by Second Hottest Hemsworth Brother

Greta Gerwig Threw The First Brick at Barbie's Dreamhouse

Is Miss Flo's New Film Simply Volume II of Don't Worry Darling? An Investigation

The White Lotus Finale: Girl What Just Happened?

If HBO Won't Let Theo James Do Gay Kissing, The LEAST They Could Do Is Kill That Assistant

I Göt Sümn Alexånder Skårs Can Guård!

Made To Mention: Meghan Markle's Custom Look Proves Even Lewy Vaton Makes Mistakes

Everybody Wants To Kiss!!

I Have Information That SHOULD Lead To The Deportation of Emily in Paris

The THEOry of Everything

Has Jake Gyllenhaal's Body Been Taken Over By Tiny Aliens with Big Heads: An Investigation

Well, It’s Over Darling

How Many People Were Scared?

When Will HBO Let Theo James Be Bisexual???

Is Lindsay Lohan Our Generation's Mother Teresa?

5 Dead Men Sexier Than People’s Sexiest Man Alive

Harold Styles' Performance in My Policeman Deserves An Award

Billionaires Are Having The Worst Week Ever

Girl What The Fuck Is A Bartise? An Investigation

WHO Is Still In The Running Towards Becoming America's Next Top Pooch

Rihanna Has Finally Made Her Return To Music!

I Have An Announcement

Un Ticket to Paradise S'il Vous Plait!

ThoughTS on MidnighTS

Knives Aren't The Only Thing That's Out!

Breaking My Silence: Just One Last Thing About Don't Worry Darling

A Eulogy for Chris Pine's Long Hair

The Vibes Are Off, SEVERELY

It's Not Funny Haha, but Funny Queer

EMERGENCY POST: Harold Styles, Oscar Nominee???

Having An Affair is Autumn's HOTTEST New Accessory

Is Evan Peters Secretly, But Also Publicly A Serial Killer: An Investigation

We Are The Daughters of the Darlings Who Did Not Worry

A Marriage Story (2019) Dissolving Faster Than Kim K's BBL

Whitney WHOston?

OMG Karen, You Can't Just Ask Mermaids Why They're Black!

It Ain’t THAT Funny, Girl

BREAKING: Out of Office - INDEFINITELY

Ain't No Labour Today, Darling

Not Me Starting A Newsletter!